Quotes
- “Look! It’s Luke Skywalker and C-3PO, and R2-D2! They’d make much better guests than Mr. McGonagle!”
 - “What?!”
 
~ Scooter and Angus McGonagle, The Muppet Show, Episode 417
- “I don’t even know what an argyle gargoyle does!”
 - “I GARGLE Gershwin!”
 - “The argyle gargoyle gargles Gershwin?”
 - “GORGEOUSLY!”
 
~ Kermit the Frog and Angus McGonagle, The Muppet Show, Episode 417
- “The stage is empty! My chance at last! GARGLE! (to the tune of “Summertime”)”
 
~ Angus McGonagle, The Muppet Show, Episode 417
- “GARGLE!”
 - “Terrible! Trapped by Dirth Nader, our weapons useless, and now we’re being tortured by gargling Gershwin!”
 
~ Angus McGonagle and Luke Skywalker, The Muppet Show, Episode 417

