Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Apu owns & runs the Springfield Kwik-E-Mart. He probably works close to 24 hours a day, close to 7 days a week, close to 365 days a year. Springfield hooligans are basically waiting to loot his store when he lets his guard down, so either he or his brother have to be very alert most of the time.

His most famous creation is probably the Squishie, a frozen sweet beverage very similar to a Slushie, but much much better. Apu tried to make his own flavor once, the Chutney Squishie, but it did not go over too well.

Apu has many, many, many children, and a loving wife (the product of an arranged marriange in his home country ot India).

Did I mention he can sing?

“Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?………I….dooooooooooooooooooo”
Apu is shot almost 8/9 a year.