Attila Starwar

Origin

Attila Starwar is a character on the hit television show “Ball Fondlers”. He is the muscle of the Ball Fondlers.

Creation

Written by Andrew MacLean and drawn by Nick Filardi. Based on the characters created by Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland.

Major Story Arcs

In an episode of “Ball Fondlers”, Attila and his team has the task of rescuing a United States Senator from the Rebel Oligarchist Front. Attila sneaks into the prison (while ripping spines out of the enemy) and rescues the Senator with teammate Benjamin. Escaping is thwarted, however, when Attila is confronted by the Front’s leader, Normalhead Regulararms. Benjamin pulls the pin on a grenade, but it is strapped to his back. Attila rips the grenade off and chucks it at the enemy then leads the Senator and Benjamin into a jeep to escape. Escaping is thwarted again when other members of the Ball Fondlers crash land in the jeep with a motorcycle. Attila regroups with the others (minus Benjamin) but is surrounded by the Front. The episode ends abruptly when Benjamin – naked – rebuffs the enemy and does an advertisement for Clarg Lite beer.

Other

Catchphrase: “I didn’t order no package, sucka!”