Bacon Buttie

Origin

Lister just wanted to eat a bacon with chilly buttie in the morning, but a test fire of Kryten‘s E-accelerator turned it into a pig. The pig then touched the unattended E-accelerator, which turned Lister into an ape, Kryten into a vacuum cleaner, and Cat into feli-erectus. Toaster repairs the E-accelerator and tests it on the pig, turning her into a intelligent woman with pig tail and pointy ears before turning the Red Dwarf crew back to their normal selves. Lister is stunned by Bacon Buttie’s beauty and hits on her. But she rebuffs his advances on grounds that he was about to eat her earlier. Bacon Buttie locks herself in a stasis chamber, in hopes that the rest of pig-kind evolves to her level of intelligence.

Creation

Bacon Buttie was created by Ann Wright and Roger Langridge in Red Dwarf Smegazine #12.