Marital Status: Unwilling to burden a woman with the burdensome burdens he’s been burdened with.
Known Relatives: Cable Graham and Candie Graham (parents), Alexander (annoying genius-inventor brother), Tella (gossipy sister).
Group Affiliation: Mentor to the Un-Canonical Non-Mutants.
Base of Operations: The Brooding Sanctuary of Cabled.
Origin & Powers: The origin of Cabled is surrounded in mystery. Tom & Mary say they came up with the idea but Greg says, get real, it’s his visuals that made the character a hit.
Anyway, Cabled gets 64 channels, which include a pay service, a couple of super-stations, about a dozen shop-at-home services and 30 or 40 religious channels. Cabled does not get the Sci-Fi Channel or the Cartoon Network, but it’s Congress’ fault for passing the Cable Bill, according to the local company, Weasel Cable Vision.
Credit What’s What in the Lethargic Universe Part 4: B-C, Lethargic Comics #7
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