“His identity is not known to the general populace of Earth, though fans of the Tonight Show and Ed Wood movies might recognize him.
Little is known about Criswell, or the intergalactic race that spawned him. Criswells are dedicated to predicting the future, no matter how mundane or ridiculous. They are not above getting involved in the action to make sure what they have predicted will come true.
Criswell is estimated to be about 50 feet tall, and had tremendously strong neck muscles to support his gigantic head. Seeing as he lives on the Moon, he is obviously unaffected by cold, and has no need to breathe. He can travel through space, by an as yet, unknown means. Although he wears a skirt, he does not shave his legs.”
Credit What’s What in the Lethargic Universe Part 5: C, Lethargic Comics #8 – Captives of the Simian Discount Store!
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