Background
The discworld’s least successful entrepreneur. Cut My Own Throat Dibbler’s numerous financial activities have included movie producer, band manager, ‘fong-shooey’ advice, mail order martial arts lessons and snow globes. As these schemes inevitably fail, Dibbler returns to the trusted meat product of some sort. He’s renound for being able to sell these, even to people who’ve already tasted them. These include sausage-ina-buns (“so fresh the pig doesn’t know it’s gone”), meat pies (“the pie with personality”), and merchandise connected to the current Ankh Morpork fad.
Other Dibblers
Other Dibblers appear everywhere on the Discworld. They are not believed to be related, only that evolution always has it’s by products.
‘Wherever people are prepared to eat terrible food, there will be someone there to sell it to them.’
Other Dibblers include:
Disembowel Myself Honourably Dibhala
Fair Go Dibbler
Cut My Own Hand Off Dblah
Al-Jiblah
May I Never Achieve Enlightment Dhiblang
Dib Diblossonson
May I Be Kicked In My Own Ice Hole Dibooki
Swallow Me Own Blowdart Dhlang-Dhlang
Point Me Own Bone Dibjla
D’blah
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