One night, after a long day of carpentry, Frank Wrinkleburd takes a long bath, but is abducted by aliens because they were looking for “an extremely naked man”. On the alien ship, Frank is imprisoned and is going to be turned into an alien, like his abductors, but something goes wrong with the machine and he turns into goo. In his goo form, Frank can control people’s minds with his goo so he uses it on the aliens to escape. He returns home, but his wife is frightened by his appearance so he uses his mind-control goo to make her love him. The aliens come back for revenge and abduct his wife, aunt, uncle, 13 sons named Bob, dog, cat, bodyguard, and Jaggerang. Frank approaches Axe Cop to join his team, but Axe Cop says that there are no bad guys to fight. Frank disagrees and tells Axe Cop that his family was kidnapped by aliens. Axe Cop tells Frank to show him his powers so Frank turns his arm into a goo cannon and shoots Axe Cop in the face. The goo goes into Axe Cops brain and it makes him say that Frank can be on his team and that he will help save Franks family. After he spits the goo out, Axe Cop is impressed by Franks power and lets him be on the team. Frank now dons sunglasses and a police badge as “Goo Cop”.