Gordy Watkins

Gordy wasn’t the brightest guy in the world, but he knew he wasn’t stupid either. He was literally kicked in the head by a mule when he was young. Gordy liked sitting on his front porch of his shack and sitting in a rickety old rocking chair sipping on whiskey. One morning he had just capped a fresh bottle and was letting it breathe when he saw a figure coming up the road towards Amineta. He stands in the road thinking he would be a hero by stopping this obviously bad guy and wouldn’t be the town “Dummy”. It turns out to be Lusiphur who warns him to get out of his way. He decided to confront him anyway which got him busted up very badly and ultimately killed. Gordy was tossed in a batch of mud. The next morning Lusiphur buried his body in a three foot deep grave.
 
*Note: While Gordy appears in the Trade Paper back retelling of I, Lusiphur #1 he did not appear in the original version