August 15th, 1969, on a farm in White Lake, NY – site of the soon to be famous Woodstock Music Festival, stood a lone scarecrow.
After being warned to avoid the Brown Acid, a Greatful Dead fan tossed a glass of suspected Brown Acid onto the scarecrow.
The mixture of the strange Brown Acid and loud music turned the ordinary scarecrow into one of the Lethargic Universe’s greatest and grooviest heroes, Hay-Man.