He roams through the countryside;
He never needs a place to hide.
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick,
Righting wrongs and singing songs,
Being mighty all day long
He’s Joxer . . . he’s Joxer the Mighty!
“Joxer the Lion-hearted is ready for Action!”
Ohhhh,
He’s Joxer the Mighty,
He’s really tidy.
Everybody likes him
Because he has a funny grin.
Joxer the Mighty,
He’s very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He’s so handsome it’s a sin.
If you’re in jeopardy
Don’t call the cavalry.
There’s a better remedy
(Although he doesn’t work for free).
He’s every man’s trusty,
He’s every woman’s fantasy,
Plus he’s good company.
He’s Joxer…
I’m Joxer the Mighty!
Blood…valour…and victory! Ha-ha!
Joxer the Mighty,
He’s very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He’s so handsome it’s a sin.
When things get grim
He’ll take it on the chin.
If you’re in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don’t call the cavalry.
There’s a better remedy
(Although he doesn’t work for free).
He’s every man’s trusty,
He’s every woman’s fantasy,
Plus he’s good company.
Look out! He’s Joxer…
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer was more or less comedic relief in the series Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess, he was played by director Sam Raimi’s younger brother Ted Raimi.