Mallory McMallard

Mallory was one of the first ducks Canard recruited for his strike force team to take out Dragaunus. A commando and weapons specialist, Mallory is no pushover. Despite her size, she can handle herself in any physical altercation.

On the downside, she can be short-tempered and lacks basic people skills. She also can’t be trusted with any mechanical devices, as she misunderstood “toggle switch” for “button” on one of Tanya’s detonators, and prematurely blew up Dragaunus’ headquarters, leaving the team with barely enough time to escape.

She is 100% committed to the mission, willing to sacrifice anything– from the Ducks’ chance to get back to Puckworld, to her own life –to capture Dragaunus.

Quotes:

“Tanya, I gotta warn ya; machines and me don’t get along too well.”

Tanya: “Now throw the toggle switch!”
Mallory: “Uh…toggle switch…affirmative!” *presses red button*
Tanya: “AUGH!!! I TOLD YOU TO THROW THE SWITCH, NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!”
Mallory: “SWITCH? BUTTON? WHAT’S THE DIF?”
Tanya: “ABOUT NINE MINUTES OF ESCAPE TIME!”

Nosedive: “What the heck’s a subcategory 12-E alert?”
Tanya: “Didn’t you memorize my alert list? It’s a dinosaur attack! Duh!”
Mallory: “I don’t know what bothers me more– the fact that we’re being attacked by a dinosaur, or the fact that you’ve got a category for it.”

“I may throw up.”

“Forget it Tanya,” *aims puck bazooka* “Target acquired.”

“Oh nononononono. I’d rather eat a bowl of worms!”

*trying to get information out of an annoying kid*
Buzz: “Look, Mallory! Fancy shootin’, huh?”
Mallory: “Listen, you’re a bright kid. Any idea why Dragaunus is after you?”
Buzz: “You make a lot of enemies in the hero business.” *back to arcade game* “DRINK BLAZING ELECTRIC DEATH, SPACE ZOMBIES!!!”
Mallory: *tearing her hair out* “Ugh! Will you STOP FOOLING AROUND?!!”

Mallory: “Hey, come on, I want you to come back with us.”
Buzz: “No you don’t.” *sniffs* “You hate me.”
Mallory: “I don’t hate you, Buzz. Maybe if you just be yourself, I might even like ya.”

Mallory: “We lose any more teammates, this show’s going to be called The Mighty Duck.”

Nosedive: “Yeah, nice going, dipstick. You just blew our secret identities!”
Mallory: “What secret identities? We’re the only talking ducks on the planet!”

Nosedive: “Team up with that geek? Sorry, but we’re an exclusive outfit.”
Mallory: “Exclusive? We let you in, didn’t we?”

Tanya: “Poor B.R.A.W.N. Why’d he do it?”
Mallory: “Because we can’t endanger innocent lives to catch Dragaunus– right, Wildwing?”

Wildwing: “Activate your teleporter. Let’s all take a trip to the Raptor.”
Dragaunus: *pretends to consider* “No. This is an arms factory, Wildwing. We’re sitting on a munitions dump. If you don’t release us in fifteen seconds, the drones will blow this place sky-high!”
Mallory: “Let him do it if he’s got the guts. I say we go out together!”