Professor

Origin

A teacher of dance who claims to love teaching balding students.

Creation

Drawn by Howard Larsen.

Major Story Arcs

The Professor is approached by Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd to teach their “auntie” to dance. He tries to get to know the student but auntie will not talk and the boys refuse to let the Professor see what she actually looks like. The Professor begins some music and the two begin their dance lesson. The auntie gets a little riled up and begins dancing erratically. Eventually the costume falls off and the worn out Professor sees that he has been dancing with the grizzly bear Harriette the whole time. He rushes out of his studio and calls the police.