“Professor Dolemite is an alien. He tried to take over the Earth in the seventies with mind-numbing disco music. His plans were foiled when disco crumbled. Professor Dolemite returned to Earth in the Nineties and re-instituted his plan (have you noticed that disco is back?) He enrolled the aid of K’Narmz for his most recent disco invasion. Professor Dolemite became the Boogie-Man when The Grad damaged his teleporting device; the Transmorgrifier. The Boogie-Man is trapped on Earth and blames The Grad for his predicament.
The Boogie-Man is kinda big and he’s awful strong. He can jump really high. He can sing. He can dance. He is a master of Kung Fu. He can jive talk and elephant into submission.”
Credit The Guidebook to the Lethargic Universe, Lethargic Comics #4
