Waylon Smithers

Waylon Smithers is the personal assistant of Montgomoery Burns, owner of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is absolutely loyal to Mr. Burns, and is attracted to him.

Smithers is a Malibu Stacey collector, and actually helps to run the fan club for the popular girls’ doll. He owns the largest collection of them, and even wrote, and starred in, a Malibu Stacy play.

His father also worked with Mr.Burns, but was killed in the nuclear reactor. Mr. Burns stuffed his corpse down a hatch, as was the rage back then, and told Waylon that his father was killed by a tribe of savage women.