Larrigon Wentsworth III

Origin

The following is according to Larry’s Life and may not be truly accurate as the narrator has been established as untrustworthy.

Larrigon Wentsworth III born in Fairyland and was part of W.W. Wentsworth and his wife’s batch of 758 maggot family. Larrigon, was the quiet and calm one of the family and as his brothers and sister died off, Larrigon studied and was the only one to graduate high school. That summer, he went to work with his father at the Dung Mines, but when W.W. learned his favorite son wanted to join the Guild of Guides W.W. Wentsworth had a heart attack and died.

Larrigon assumed he would have to continue to work in the mines but his mom surprised him with collage tuition so he could go to Fairyland University. There Larrigon studied and graduated with the highest-grade point average. He was excepted by the Guild of Guides, and was introduced to Queen Cloudia. His first assignment was Gertude, and his perfect life was ever changed. From that point on he was called Larry and his life was nothing but violence and bad decisions.

27 years after meeting Gert, a quest to find The Key and return Gert home, a quest that should have taken a “Two Shakes of a Bogglezig”, which about a day and a half, Gert is still stuck in Fairyland. Together the pair have blown up The Moon, stole from Slug Lord, killed Bruud the Brutal, annoyed Horribella, dammed, maybe the only good person in Fairyland, Happy and regicide the Queen Cloudia, among other unspeakable acts.

Creation

Larrigon Wentsworth III was created by Skottie Young for the I Hate Fairyland.